Things I would rather do...

than be wearing 4 rubber bands and a rubber band chain at once:

Do 4 workout videos from P90x in a row, including Ab Rippers.
Have to eat liquids for 2 more months.
Be homeless for another month.
Drive through Los Angeles rush hour traffic with no air conditioning.
Drive through Los Angeles rush hour traffic with my 9th grade CD of Dashboard Confessional as my only music option.
Drive across the country... again.
Food poisoning. Because it only lasts a day.

And so much more.

Please pass the prescription drugs/ non prescription drugs/ anything to numb this pain.

And now for your viewing pleasure, a somewhat creepy video found on the internet by none other than Bora Karaca.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIa9GNQA9sw